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[grandpaladin]

Hello! It is I, Reinhardt Wilhelm! You may leave a message, and I will answer you!
Goodbye!

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[grandpaladin]

THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE TRIED THE LEFT

;D

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[wallride]

AHHHHHH
WHERE ARE YOU IM COMING TO DO THE LEFT RIGHT NOW

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[grandpaladin]

At home.

Do you know where it is?

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[wallride]

nooooo

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[grandpaladin]

[INSERT ADDRESS HERE.]

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[wallride]

OMG YOU'RE RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER
IM COMING RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY!!!!! YOU BEST BE HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[grandpaladin]

OH! How wonderful!!!!

Yes I am!

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[wallride]

GOOD BECAUSE I'M COMING
ETA 10 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[grandpaladin]

I will make cider!

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[wallride]

by crushing the apples in your giant hands?

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[grandpaladin]

no!!!

That would be a waste of apples.

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[wallride]

when i get there i want to see you crush one just because i know you can

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[grandpaladin]

Lucio I will not waste food!!

>8(

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[wallride]

not even one apple..........

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[grandpaladin]

I have an empty can.

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[wallride]

boo i can crush an empty can

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[grandpaladin]

a SOUP can?

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[wallride]

...you have my attention

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[grandpaladin]

I will do the soup can, then.

> voice

[wallride]

Hallo Opa! Ich bin vor deiner Tür. Bitte lass mich herein, es ist kalt!!!

[knock knock knock]

this is ACTION now

[grandpaladin]

It's not cold!

[But he sounds delighted, regardless. And throws open the door to welcome his small friend inside.]

Come! Come! Let us see what we can crush, eh?

yesssssssss

[wallride]

It is! You're a furnace, that doesn't count!

[said with a laugh.]

Yes! Crush everything!

[grandpaladin]

I am the one with the old bones! I should be complaining of cold.

[Come in, come in -- to the tiny apartment Reinhardt dwarfs just by existing in it.]

Only the recycling!

[wallride]

Woah, big guy! Is this apartment big enough for you?

[that's like the first thing he notices. it's hard not to, with reinhardt.]

Yeah, yeah, that's fine. Show me your muscles! Pow!

[and he flexes. lúcio is fit, but his biceps are hilariously small flexed compared to reinhardt's... normally.]

[grandpaladin]

Plenty. You would be surprised how careful I can be, my friend.

[He sweeps him inside, gesturing to the closet of a kitchen. Where, of course, the recycling is kept.]

Choose your can!