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[grandpaladin]

Hello! It is I, Reinhardt Wilhelm! You may leave a message, and I will answer you!
Goodbye!

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[wallride]

It is! You're a furnace, that doesn't count!

[said with a laugh.]

Yes! Crush everything!

[grandpaladin]

I am the one with the old bones! I should be complaining of cold.

[Come in, come in -- to the tiny apartment Reinhardt dwarfs just by existing in it.]

Only the recycling!

[wallride]

Woah, big guy! Is this apartment big enough for you?

[that's like the first thing he notices. it's hard not to, with reinhardt.]

Yeah, yeah, that's fine. Show me your muscles! Pow!

[and he flexes. lúcio is fit, but his biceps are hilariously small flexed compared to reinhardt's... normally.]

[grandpaladin]

Plenty. You would be surprised how careful I can be, my friend.

[He sweeps him inside, gesturing to the closet of a kitchen. Where, of course, the recycling is kept.]

Choose your can!

[wallride]

Not that I don't think you're careful enough, just that I'm concerned you can even stand up straight. Where's that tin can?

[lúcio laughs, then starts digging through rein's trash. nbd.]

[grandpaladin]

Of course I can! I am not ten feet tall!

[He stares for a second, and then just kind of. Nudges the can along the counter.]

[Where he had it ready and waiting.]

[wallride]

[lúcio looks over to the counter. then back to the trash. then back to the counter.]

...



You know, I don't faux pas often, but when I do they're pretty big.

[grandpaladin]

[Again, Reinhardt bursts out in a laugh, slapping Lucio's shoulder.]

Not to worry! No one shall find out!

[wallride]

Trust binded by a crushed can... it's beautiful!

[grandpaladin]

The crushed can is beautiful....?

[wallride]

The trust! Forged by the can!

[grandpaladin]

Ahhh, I see now!

[He will just. Pass Lucio the can.]

Would you like to give it a try?

[wallride]

And embarrass myself further? Hell no!

[grandpaladin]

Very well then!

Sit and be amazed! [As he laughs -- like he's just told an amazing joke there.]

[But he scoops the can int one big hand, and with no more effort than a normal person would crush an aluminum soda can... flattens it against the counter.]

[wallride]

What!! What!! I thought you were just gonna turn it into-- what!! How much can you deadlift?!

[grandpaladin]

My armor.

[As he says, deadpan. Because of course he can. He'd have to be able to. Someone did, anyway.]

[wallride]

Isn't that like 5 tons?!

[grandpaladin]

... Is it?

[HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW.]

[wallride]

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW?!

[exactly]

[grandpaladin]

[Because it doesn't say in the wiki that's how]

It was never so important!

[wallride]

...Yeah, if you can deadlift it I guess not. God damn Hulk-ass...

[he picks up the soup can, turning it over. like a machine crushed it!]

Oh! Before I forget, I got you a present. Do you have a music player?

[grandpaladin]

Hah! You called me the Hulk!

[Lucio that delights him, okay.]

Hm? No. Not yet. Why?

[wallride]

Iiiii found you something~

[he pulls a usb out of his back pocket and holds it out.]

Starts with Hassel and ends with a doubt eff!

[grandpaladin]

You ... didn't!

[But clearly Lucio did. So he's getting swept up in the biggest goddamn hug Reinhardt can manage. Without, you know, crushing him.]

Thank you, my friend!!

[wallride]

For you, Rein? Anything. I'll even tell you a secret.

[he leans in, conspiratorily.]

I liked them.