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[grandpaladin]

Hello! It is I, Reinhardt Wilhelm! You may leave a message, and I will answer you!
Goodbye!

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[grandpaladin]

The crushed can is beautiful....?

[wallride]

The trust! Forged by the can!

[grandpaladin]

Ahhh, I see now!

[He will just. Pass Lucio the can.]

Would you like to give it a try?

[wallride]

And embarrass myself further? Hell no!

[grandpaladin]

Very well then!

Sit and be amazed! [As he laughs -- like he's just told an amazing joke there.]

[But he scoops the can int one big hand, and with no more effort than a normal person would crush an aluminum soda can... flattens it against the counter.]

[wallride]

What!! What!! I thought you were just gonna turn it into-- what!! How much can you deadlift?!

[grandpaladin]

My armor.

[As he says, deadpan. Because of course he can. He'd have to be able to. Someone did, anyway.]

[wallride]

Isn't that like 5 tons?!

[grandpaladin]

... Is it?

[HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW.]

[wallride]

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW?!

[exactly]

[grandpaladin]

[Because it doesn't say in the wiki that's how]

It was never so important!

[wallride]

...Yeah, if you can deadlift it I guess not. God damn Hulk-ass...

[he picks up the soup can, turning it over. like a machine crushed it!]

Oh! Before I forget, I got you a present. Do you have a music player?

[grandpaladin]

Hah! You called me the Hulk!

[Lucio that delights him, okay.]

Hm? No. Not yet. Why?

[wallride]

Iiiii found you something~

[he pulls a usb out of his back pocket and holds it out.]

Starts with Hassel and ends with a doubt eff!

[grandpaladin]

You ... didn't!

[But clearly Lucio did. So he's getting swept up in the biggest goddamn hug Reinhardt can manage. Without, you know, crushing him.]

Thank you, my friend!!

[wallride]

For you, Rein? Anything. I'll even tell you a secret.

[he leans in, conspiratorily.]

I liked them.

[grandpaladin]

[Well that just delights him, Lucio. He even swings the poor frog around in a circle with another crushing hug.]

Oh! I knew you would! I knew it!

[wallride]

[someone save him...]

Glad you're pleased, man! Tell ya what, I need to decorate my place. Could you help me move the furniture in? I'll jam this on out while we do it!

[grandpaladin]

[He'll just. Gently set this frog down.]

But of course! I would be happy to!